Towels with Attitude - Random

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Fun and sassy sayings for life as we know it, these towels will get some howls for those they "fit"! Ten sayings to choose from.


Kitchen/bar towels from Wild Hare Designs are:

  • 100% Cotton
  • Approximately 16" x 26"
  • Machine Washable, warm water, gentle cycle (no bleach). Tumble dry, iron reverse side if needed.
  • Durable Herringbone Weave
  • Absorbent and practical

10 Sayings to choose from:

  • I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg!

  • If I keel over in Wal-mart, drag my body to Nordstrom

  • Every time I hear the dirty word exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate

  • I do yoga, I meditate, I chant…and I still want to smack someone

  • Lead me not into temptation…Oh, who am I kidding? Follow me, I know a shortcut

  • Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking’ hot body

  • Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden
  • Side effects include Weight Gain, Depression, and Loss of Sex Drive. As your doctor if marriage is right for you.

  • I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second week I have no idea!

  • Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened